#01: Rev is a mammal.
#02: Rev can divide by zero.
#03: Bullets can't kill a Rev.
#04: Rev do not sleep, he wait.
#05: Rev frequently attempt the impossible.
#06: Rev can change clothes in less than 1 second.
#07: Rev make onions cry.
#08: Rev can go anywhere they want instantly.
#09: Rev created the wheel. Twice.
#10: Rev invented the internet.
#11: Rev have the amazing ability to dislocate is jaw in order to swallow large prey.
#12: Rev can also manipulate time.
#13: Rev never get the blue screen of death.
#14: Rev usually do not travel, he appear.
#15: Rev can live in your house secretly for days.
#16: In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rev could use to kill you, including the room itself.
#17: Rev do NOT wear spandex.
#18: Rev fly all the time…not like birds, but more like hovercrafts…
#19: In the olden days, Rev would develop their strength by wrestling with dogs, playing video games, and just plain hanging out. Fortunately, not much has changed.
#20: Gravity? is just a guideline.
#21: A Samurai is NOT a Rev.
#22: A ninja is NOT a Rev.
#23: Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT Revs.
#24: Chuck Norris is NOT a Rev.
#25: If you see a Rev, he is NOT a Rev.
#26: Rev invented Greek Mythology.
#27: Rev CAN count to infinity. Numerous times.
#28: The reason why the "E" in Dell is crooked is because a Rev assaulted it.
#29: If you give a Rev a cookie, he'll ask for a glass of milk.
#30: Rev wrote half these facts.